Tossed and turned on bed for 3.5h, from the muttons to sue's midnight show, and yet the dream lady still doesnt seem to come. Did she met an accident? Or she jus conveniently forgotten that that she missed out one person before heading to lalaland today? I'm wide awake, though my mind cant think! Ironic! But sometimes, i really do suspect did lalaland shift its clouds cos of hmm maybe thunderstorms or it has to make way of rainbows, tts why sometimes I cant find my way to it. Even though you are really sleepy and your eyes are so heavy, and yet when you lie down on bed, u cant sleep and then your eyes now are super light. Hello...sleep bug, infect me please. =.= I wanna sleep! Sian-ness.


Let's talk some crap while i get infected.
What is the total when you add cha siew bao, lian rong bao and tau sa bao?
Ans: Zero because Ah piu(FATTY) will eat up all the baos.
Why is the sky blue?
Ans: Bcos the sea is blue.
Then why is the sea blue?
Ans: Bcos the fishes in the sea goes "bu-loop bu-loop".
Which to choose? Green apple or banana?
Ans: Green apple. Bcos one day green apple will become hong1(red)-superstar while
banana will always remain huang2 se4(yellow)-means dirty/ horny in chinese terms.
Why must coffin be buried in the soil?
Ans: So that it'll be easier to reach hell (Basement level 18).
If the offspring of a pig is called piglet, then what is the offspring of a bull called?
Ans: Bullet.
John lives on the 18th floor.When it rains, john will take the lift straight up to the 18th floor. When it is sunny, john will take the lift to the 10th floor and walk the rest of the storeys by stairs. Why?
Ans: Because on rainy days, john can use the umbrella to poke the "18" button. But on sunny days. john does not have any umbrella to poke the "18" button. The highest he can reach is the button ''10".
If 'x+y=xy' is true, then using this mathematical theory, girl+boy=?
Ans: Sissy

This is never ending, there's still loads more in my head. But i guess i'm infected by sleep bugs now. Shall go and sleep. Bye!

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